Have you ever heard of a blackberry abatement specialist? I
hadn’t either until I read this quirky, downright hilarious book claiming to be
one of the best books you’ll read in recent years. If you grew up in a small
town like me, you’ll relate completely to these community driven parents and
teachers of Galer Street Middle School. Over-involvement in committees and
clubs galore is just what Bernadette Fox sees as a complete waste of time.
Bernadette and her husband Elgin have recently moved to
Seattle, Washington for his job at Microsoft.
Their 15-year-old daughter Bee, a student at Galer Street and their dog,
Ice Cream, complete the family set dubbed “The Beatles” by Bernadette and Bee.
The novel is told from Bee’s perspective largely comprising of letters,
e-mails, and memos spanning the course of just a few months. As Bernadette’s mysterious past unfolds,
you’ll begin to understand her agoraphobia and utter social anxiety, which was
sparked by a disaster in her glory days as an architect. When Bernadette
disappears, Bee goes into a tailspin, blaming her father for attempting to ship
her mother off to Madrona Hill, a rehab center.
It all began when Bee got straight A’s at school (or should
I say straight S’s, as Galer uses their own grading scale) and her dream
vacation to Antarctica was approved by her parents. Her mother, whose fear of
people has driven her to use a virtual assistant in India to do her most basic
errands, sees this trip as extremely problematic. When her mother/best friend
disappears, Bee uses personal documents to lead her down the trail to
Bernadette. This is a laugh-out-loud yet touching tale about an eccentric intellect
and a mother-daughter relationship gone haywire.
Look for Semple’s first novel, This One is Mine or visit her funky website: http://www.mariasemple.com/
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